{"product_id":"hooded-blanket-marriage-insurance-or-license-cozy-novelty-snuggle-throw","title":"Hooded Blanket - \"Marriage: Insurance or License?\" Cozy Novelty Snuggle Throw","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e80\" × 55\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e79.92\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e55.12\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e A hooded snuggle blanket that feels like settling into a cozy corner of a tavern after a long quest. The design—an ornate book wrapped with a ribbon labeled “Marriage: Better” \/ “License: Or Worse”—lands with a wink, perfect for couples who share a love of story, lore, and low-key humor. The oversized hood and roomy one-size fit let you curl up on the couch with a book or binge a series, while the elastic hand straps keep the blanket in place when you’re reaching for snacks or turning pages. Choose ultra-soft microfleece for a light, silky touch, or plush sherpa for cloud-like warmth. Bright, detailed printing preserves every carved pattern and ribbon highlight against the deep fabric for a striking look when you want personality with your comfort.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis blanket lives in evenings: quiet reading sessions, movie nights, gentle game nights, or slow Sunday mornings. It’s for paired-up adventurers who appreciate clever design and tactile comfort. Wear the hood, wrap the sherpa, and let it hold you both through chapter one and beyond.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester micro-mink outer for shape retention and vivid print\u003cbr\u003e- Choice of ultra-soft microfleece or plush sherpa lining for tailored warmth\u003cbr\u003e- Generous one-size 80\"×55\" that drapes like a wearable throw\u003cbr\u003e- Inner elastic hand straps to secure the blanket while you move\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges and matched seam thread for long-lasting, clean finish\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Drip dry\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: inside out in cold water (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Drip dry, Do not bleach, Machine wash: inside out in cold water (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"80\" × 55\" \/ Microfiber Fleece","offer_id":45699546710223,"sku":"65556612039223702080","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"80\" × 55\" \/ Sherpa","offer_id":45699546742991,"sku":"12737384655586925862","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/4084\/3983\/files\/11021809036469196894_2048.jpg?v=1786321446","url":"https:\/\/caltuckycreations.com\/products\/hooded-blanket-marriage-insurance-or-license-cozy-novelty-snuggle-throw","provider":"Caltucky Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}