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This graphic T-shirt features a bold “Obmutrescent” design with sharp comic-inspired artwork and a darkly humorous message about staying silent, keeping secrets, and cleaning up the mess. It speaks to night-shift workers, sarcastic souls, true-crime fans, and anyone who prefers their humor dry, strange, and slightly sinister. Wear it on casual days, at alternative events, or whenever your outfit needs a conversation starter with an edge. The lightweight classic fit keeps things easy and comfortable, while the clean gray backdrop lets the artwork do the talking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.5 oz\/yd² fabric, with select heather blends\u003cbr\u003e- Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean finish\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, and made with ethically grown US cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON 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